Freaky Twitter Quotes – Best Funny Twitter Quotes

Twitter is one of the best social media platforms in the world that allow social media users to express their feelings without getting banned. From hilarious jokes to dark jokes and even freaky quotes, you can literally tweet anything on the platform.

Planning to tweet some funny quotes but have no idea what to type in? Don’t worry, we got you! 

Below, we have listed down some of the many quotes that can be deemed as freaky and funny. The ones that we have written down below are safe and can be tweeted right away. 

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Freaky Twitter Quotes 

  • Every girl has a freaky side, you just have to find it.
  • If we kissing and I smile in between, we about to sin.
  • I wanna be freaky but only with one person you feel me.
  • It’s the unknown that draws people.
  • That one person you just want to do everything nasty to.
  • I may have a bad mouth but I can do great things with it.
  • Desire presses ever forward unsubdued.
  • Once you get to know a shy girl they be funny and little asf.
  • What you seek is seeking you.
  • The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.
  • Ever since I met you, no one else is even worth thinking about.
  • Never let go of that fiery sadness called #desire.
  • A freaky, good and strong relationship is the best relationship.
  • Flirtationship: More than a friendship less than a relationship.
  • If we were alone I would… Smash. Kiss you. Cuddle. Chill. Eat.
  • I wanna sit on ya lap, give you kisses and call you daddy all day.
  • Oh, how a quiet love can drown out every fear.
  • We loved with a love that was more than love.
  • Love is a rebellious bird that nobody can tame.
  • Fill her up with meat and protein because you care about her heath.
  • When you finally find someone who’s just as freaky in bed as you are.

Deep Twitter Quotes 

  • “If you set your goals ridiculously high and it’s a failure, you will fail above everyone else’s success.” James Cameron
  • “Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.” Henry David Thoreau
  • “Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out.” John Wooden
  • “Entrepreneurs average 3.8 failures before final success. What sets the successful ones apart is their amazing persistence.” Lisa M. Amos
  • “If you are not willing to risk the usual, you will have to settle for the ordinary.” Jim Rohn
  • “Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life–think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success.” Swami Vivekananda
  • “Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion.” Tony Hsieh
  • “All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.” Walt Disney
  • “If you are willing to do more than you are paid to do, eventually you will be paid to do more than you do.” Anonymous
  • “Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.” Winston Churchill
  • “Whenever you see a successful person, you only see the public glories, never the private sacrifices to reach them.” Vaibhav Shah
  • “Success? I don’t know what that word means. I’m happy. But success, that goes back to what in somebody’s eyes success means. For me, success is inner peace. That’s a good day for me.” Denzel Washington
  • Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future. 
  • Never to suffer would never to have been blessed. 
  • The adventure of life is to learn. The purpose of life is to grow. The nature of life is to change. The challenge of life is to overcome. The essence of life is to care. The opportunity of like is to serve. The secret of life is to dare. The spice of life is to befriend. The beauty of life is to give. 
  • The average men consume. The wise create.
  • I rebel; therefore I exist. 
  • Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. 
  • Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work.
  • To pay attention, this is our endless and proper work. 
  • If I love myself I love you. If I love you I love myself. 
  • Don’t handicap your children by making their lives easy.
  • Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. 
  • Time is a created thing. To say “I don’t have time”, is like saying, “I don’t want to”. 
  • Doubt is an uncomfortable condition, but certainty is a ridiculous one. 
  • Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. 
  • What you deeply need is not stuff, comfort or beauty, it’s meaning. 
  • Maybe you are searching among the branches, for what only appears in the roots.

Funny Twitter Quotes 

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  • My smile may be fake but at least my personality isn’t.
  • She will definitely call you “Honey” when she needs money.
  • Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!
  • I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a “cell” phone.
  • How do people write an autobiography? I can barely remember what I had for lunch yesterday.
  • A grown man was wearing a Minions shirt that said: “I’m here to annoy you.” Mission accomplished.
  • The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear clothes, does not guarantee it to join the dining table.
  • Laughter is the best medicine. But if you are laughing without any reason, you need medicine.
  • You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
  • Here’s a throwback Thursday picture. If you don’t comment aww, I’ll unfollow you.
  • I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
  • I’m actually not funny, I am just mean and people think I’m funny!

Love Twitter Quotes 

  • One day you’ll realize how much I cared.
  • I just want peace…no heartaches, no tears, no pain.
  • Why is life so… como se dice… emotionally draining.
  • I can’t stop thinking about the nap I take after school…
  • Once the bond break, the history don’t matter anymore.
  • If you are tweeting how busy you are…you’re not busy.
  • I refresh Twitter as thoughtlessly as some twirl their hair.
  • I don’t tweet very much. I still believe in the mystery of an artist.
  • Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week.
  • If you send someone a snarky Tweet, does that make you an Angry Bird?
  • When you’ve got 5 minutes to fill, Twitter is a great way to fill 35 minutes.
  • Twitter is a place where one person can help another person anywhere in the world.
  • It’s not just about consuming content, but sharing it, passing it on, and adding to it.
  • Unless it’s something really spectacular, don’t tweet me your breakfast, I don’t care.
  • If you want to know where your heart is, look at where your mind goes when it wanders.
  • Life and relationships is like a card game, you have to learn different strategies, learn from your mistakes, always play to win, show no mercy, take chances, believe in yourself, and play hand after hand until you finally win the game. 
  • I am made of universal love. I embrace my interconnected self and let it bring me joy.
  • In the streets, they’re very nice. On Twitter, there are people who love to hate me. Sometimes people get mean. I tend to answer like, ‘Careful now, know who you’re dealing with … ‘ They’re like, ‘I’m sorry! Don’t send the Lord of Light after me!’ It’s fun to play with that.

Relationship Twitter Quotes 

  • The moment that you start to wonder if you deserve better, you do.
  • Sometimes your heart needs more time to accept what your mind already knows.
  • There are people who bring you down by just being them. They need not do anything.
  • If they are not making you glow, glow alone.
  • We should fight for our relationships, but if fighting means ripping yourself to shreds and piggybacking all his demons, you need to leave.
  • Remove yourself from people who treat you like your time doesn’t matter, like your feelings are worthless, or like your soul is replaceable.
  • They’ll stab you in the lungs and then ask why you’re having trouble breathing.
  • Some people don’t want to be fixed because being broken gets them attention.
  • Stop setting yourself on fire to keep someone else warm.
  • Mental abuse is much more painful than physical abuse because you are consumed by your own thoughts.
  • It is better to break your own heart once than having someone breaking it every day.
  • Sometimes you need to give up on people, not because you don’t care but because they don’t.
  • You create more space in your life when you turn your excess baggage to garbage.
  • You can’t change someone who doesn’t see an issue in his actions.
  • You take your power back by letting people go.

Twitter Quotes About Life

  • Life is a mountain. Your goal is to find your path, not to reach the top.
  • Life is a question and how we live it is our answer.
  • Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground.
  • Life is too important to be taken seriously. 
  • Change your thoughts and you change your world.
  • Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
  • Three things in life – your health, your mission, and the people you love. That’s it. 
  • Difficult and meaningful will always bring more satisfaction than easy and meaningless. 
  • Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.
  • Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments.
  • Don’t gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold. 
  • I love those who can smile in trouble.
  • Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.
  • Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
  • Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of.
  • Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
  • Don’t search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. 
  • The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. 
  • I tell you, in this world being a little crazy helps to keep you sane. 

 

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